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        <div data-role="header" data-position="fixed">
            <a data-icon="heart" href="#love" data-prefetch="true" data-transition="flip"
                data-direction="reverse">Love</a>
            <h1>InstaBail</h1>
            <a data-icon="info" data-iconpos="right" href="#about" data-prefetch="true" data-transition="flip">Info</a>
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            <div style="height: 100px; text-align: center;">
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            <textarea rows="4" name="textArea" id="textArea"
                style="height: 100px !important;">Really sorry, can't make it today due to staying at home to protect the lives of others. See you soon! :)</textarea>
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                <a href="#" data-role="button" data-icon="refresh" data-iconpos="right" id="bailBtn">
                    Generate a new bail!
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                <a href="mailto:?subject=Sorry!&body=Really%20sorry%2C%20can't%20make%20it%20today%20due%20to%20staying%20at%20home%20to%20protect%20the%20lives%20of%20others.%20See%20you%20soon!%20%3A)%20-%20https%3A%2F%2Finstabail.uk"
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                <a href="sms:?body=Really%20sorry%2C%20can't%20make%20it%20today%20due%20to%20staying%20at%20home%20to%20protect%20the%20lives%20of%20others.%20See%20you%20soon!%20%3A)%20-%20https%3A%2F%2Finstabail.uk"
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    <div data-role="page" id="about">
        <div data-role="header" data-position="fixed">
            <h1>About InstaBail</h1>
            <a data-icon="home" data-iconpos="right" href="#home" data-prefetch="true" data-transition="flip"
                class="ui-btn-right" data-rel="back">Home</a>
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        <div data-role="content">
            <p>
                InstaBail is a fun offline mobile web app that generates random excuses (bails) and easily lets you
                share them.
                It uses real-time train delay information for more realistic bails.
            </p>
            <p>This project is treeware! If you found it entertaining then please plant a tree for me.</p>
            <a href="https://offset.earth/unitsetsoftware" data-role="button" target="_blank">Buy me a tree! 🌳</a>
            <a href="https://unop.uk" data-role="button" target="_blank">Read my blog</a>
            <a href="https://unop.uk/book/" data-role="button" target="_blank">Buy my book</a>
            <a href="https://unop.uk/hire-me/" data-role="button" target="_blank">Hire me</a>
            <a href="https://twitter.com/shutdownscanner" data-role="button" target="_blank">Follow me on Twitter</a>
            <p>InstaBail uses the TfL API and my Huxley project to proxy live railway departure data.</p>
            <a href="https://github.com/jpsingleton/Huxley2" data-role="button" target="_blank">View Huxley on
                GitHub</a>
            <div style="text-align: center;">♥</div>
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            <a data-icon="home" href="#home" data-prefetch="true" data-transition="flip">Home</a>
            <h1>InstaBail</h1>
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            <div style="text-align: center;">
                <p>
                    Love you too!
                </p>
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                    ♥
                </p>
                <p>
                    You should add this app to your home screen!
                    Simply press the share/menu button in the browser toolbar then press "Add to Home Screen".
                    If you launch the app from there it will run full screen.
                    It even works offline (but you won't get all the bails without internet).
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                <p>
                    Please help spread the word about InstaBail by sharing it with your friends!
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            <p>
                <a href="mailto:?subject=I love InstaBail!&body=I love InstaBail! An app to help you instantly bail on your mates with comedy excuses. - https://instabail.uk"
                    data-role="button" data-icon="mail" data-iconpos="right">Share by email</a>
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                    data-role="button" data-icon="phone" data-iconpos="right">Share on WhatsApp</a>
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                <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=InstaBail! An app to help you instantly bail on your mates with comedy excuses.&url=https%3A%2F%2Finstabail.uk&hashtags=InstaBail&via=shutdownscanner&related=yoflowuk"
                    data-role="button" data-icon="action" data-iconpos="right">Share on Twitter</a>
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                    data-role="button" data-icon="action" data-iconpos="right">Share on Facebook</a>
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    <script type="text/javascript">

        var bailCount = 0;

        var bails = [
            "staying at home to protect the lives of others",
            "leaves on the line",
            "being a lazy waste cadet",
            "getting very drunk last night",
            "wanting to stay in bed",
            "the state of the economy",
            "losing my phone and/or wallet",
            "extenuating circumstances",
            "getting a better offer",
            "the wrong type of snow",
            "taking a pregnant stranger to hospital",
            "being attacked by a badger/fox",
            "the ongoing conflict in the Middle East",
            "NSA/GCHQ surveillance",
            "ecumenical matters",
            "operational concerns",
            "the fact that WINTER IS COMING",
            "watching cats on YouTube",
            "cooking crystal",
            "getting locked in a pub toilet",
            "being burnt by the Fenchurch Street death ray",
            "my cats breaking the webcam that I use to check up on them",
            "making dim sum",
            "my housemate being in the shower",
            "Google maps saying the venue was in the wrong place",
            "Ed Balls",
            "a previous delay",
            "jetlag from my trip to Portugal",
            "#IndustrialAction"
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            var bail = "Really sorry, can't make it today due to " + bails[Math.floor(Math.random() * bails.length)] + ". See you soon! :)";

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        $.get("https://api.tfl.gov.uk/line/mode/tube,overground,dlr,elizabeth-line,tram,national-rail,cable-car/status", function (lines) {
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                        if (lineStatus.statusSeverity === 2) {
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                        if (bails.indexOf(bail) === -1) { // Only add if not present to avoid duplicates
                            bails.push(bail);
                            return false; // Break so only one bail from each line
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        });

        function railBails(origin) {
            $.get("https://huxley2.azurewebsites.net/delays/" + origin + "/to/London/50", function (resp) {
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                }
            });
        }

        railBails("Clapham Junction");
        railBails("Tunbridge Wells");
        railBails("Birmingham New Street");
        railBails("Bath Spa");

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